First, I gave my dogs, Spot & Kinko baths, then, I gave my Cat, Spazz a bath. She’s the biggest cat in the house, but, no front claws, so, it was easy. It was fun & annoying because she kept splashing me & jumping out & she kept screaming, “MRREEEOOOWWW!” while she was in there. She as just sitting there, but, she was still screaming. She & Alex both gave me these looks like, “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND?!” XD They’re cats. Spazz scratched me once, maybe twice, because I’m strong & could hold her down pretty well. I also let her try to scratch me because her front paws wouldn’t hurt, anyway.

I gave Alex a bath the next day because she is LOOAADED with fleas & eggs & it’s gross. What could be more disturbing for a cat than to have your owner wake you up from your cat nap to give you a bath? She & Spazz got over it the next days. Alex bit me, & was bleeding off the side of her face because of her fleas…oor Alex. She didn’t get me bad. Just two tiny marks that bled ever so slightly. They’re fine, now.

Also, I have a new kitten, if I haven’t already told you. She’s a calico kitten, & her name is Margo. I thought of naming her that, but, when me & my brother first found her, we didn’t know if she was a girl or a boy, & we didn’t know we’d end up keeping her, so, we really didn’t care what we called her. We started calling her Hermes until I finally decided which girl name to call her: Margo, Maggie, or Brandy. In case you don’t know, Hermes is pronounced “Herm-ees” Lol, a couple of my pictures might give you a hint of why I chose that name. XD

My cat, Monty has been acting like a jerk, lately. Ever since Spazz came back after being gone at least a week, Monty was attacking her & growling at her &… All that. Now, she does it to everyone, especially Margo. She sees Margo all the way across the room & growls at her. Margo probably doesn’t even notice. But, as I’ve experimented, because when cats are mean, it makes it easier to torture them without feeling guilty, (And by torture, I just mean bug them a LOT) if you hold her up close to another cat in the house, especially Margo or Alex, she’ll actually scream like she’s dying.

Lol, turns out I had just “kittyful” updates. Lol! Oh, one more thing I forgot. I don’t know why, but, I just felt like mentioning that my sin is allergic to that soap I use for washing cats & dogs, only if I don’t take a shower afterwards. It REALLY reminds me of that episode of Kid vs. Kat, where Kat gets a rash from Coop’s germs, then, it disappears when he takes a hot shower. It was relieving.

Well, anyway, that’s about it. And don’t even tell me any of this was a weird subject, because I found it all just fine. Bye!